How do i attract/ get cute emo girls to notice me? If only Steve Irwin were alive to answer...?

Sure some can be quite scary, and i havent told my family yet, but i recently started to realise that ive become quite smitten with cute emo girls... with their dark hair, and slender frames, and dark foreboding attire. It didnt happen overnight per se, and i fought it for a few years but Im starting to come to terms with the fact that I was born this way, and maybe its time for me to go gentle into that goodnight to quote Thomas, so anyway, question ahem. Ive got a few mind you. 1. how do i go about luring these dark mysterious lovely creatures to me,( i.e. leave trails of vegetables or poems) or is there a special call that i can use to attract them in the wild/ nocturnal habitats/ musical feeding grounds (shows)

2. what is the best way to break the news to my parents that i like emo girls, and 3. Ive created a look that i like to call Blemo since im mostly black (you put 2 and 2 together) is there a certain paleness level i have to reach? FYI: Bleach or Black still makes me "Blemo

How do i attract/ get cute emo girls to notice me? If only Steve Irwin were alive to answer...?

1. how do i go about luring these dark mysterious lovely creatures to me..

- First find out what kind of music they like, usually its the emo songs and bands.. Then listen to it.. You gotta learn to love what they love, and its mostly emo songs.. Dress like dudes in emo bands.. If you dont know how they look like, search for emo groups on you tube and watch how the emo bands dress and act.. Follow them and your on your way to becoming and emo dude.. Emo dude attracts emo chicks.. Learn to look and act like one of them..

2. what is the best way to break the news to my parents that i like emo girls..

- You dont have to tell your family what kind of girls your into, its your choice man, not theirs.. They'll just have to comment about it, but the final decision is up to you..

3. Ive created a look that i like to call Blemo since im mostly black (you put 2 and 2 together) is there a certain paleness level i have to reach? FYI: Bleach or Black still makes me "Blemo

Style is simple, again just watch how emo bands dress up, Check out My Chemical Romance and the like..

Good luck, cheerS!..

How do i attract/ get cute emo girls to notice me? If only Steve Irwin were alive to answer...?

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